the imperfect perfectionist

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

A belated birthday shoutout to my brother, Azrul for his 18th b'dae. You're legal! At least for cigarettes, though i know you don't smoke. Get a license!

The Dimpled Ones

So in collaboration of his birthday, the entire family decided to go to the zoo yesterday. Entire family meaning four families in total including granparents and little cousins. It was fun la. Went to all the animal sections. My favourite was the Wonder's of The Wild show. LOL. The seals and otter were sooooo cute! They waved and splashed water at us. Mum didn't let me sit in the first row cos it was the 'splash area' and she didn't want to get me wet. Hmph. So i sat in the fourth row instead. The animals were really well-trained. I think being a zoo trainer is not bad. Hmmm. Mebbe i should apply for a job there.

There were other animals like the polar bear. My favourite. And i even got to watch the token feeding. There were two polars there, Sheba and Inuka. Sheba is Mum to Inuka and she's 28 years old, while Inuka is a 16 year old male and stands at about 3m. Whoa. Oh and Inuka, in Eskimo language means silent stalker. See how much you can learn from going to the zoo.

Then, we took loads of pictures of animals, plants and us. And get this, we were at the rhino area and Mum was saying,

"Eh what's that pile of mud for ah?"

"That's their shit la..."

....

Then, Wham! Boom! Just in time and in full view of everyone, one rhino "parked" his ass over the pile of shit and poop. And i mean, seriously poop big time. The shit came out in ball form and there was even blood when it finished pooping. Eeew.. And AND AND, another rhino also peed in full view. Peed like there's no tomorrow. It went on lyk five minutes! When it was about to finish peeing, the pee came out haltingly. Haha. Haltingly sei. My aunty was saying that it's just trying to fill a pool. LOL.

And the pee's white in colour! Eugh...

So here are more pictures. Enjoy. And shit man...I need contacts and a haircut. LOL. :)

Eh eh... Mum so happy eh.

Happy and gossiping faces.

Sempat blajar.

Dida trying the seducing look-away stare on me. Not working...

This one is the gone desperate case. All the food dumped on Grandma's wheelchair.

Abit more... Abit more... ARGH!!!

He's my brother and he's heavy.

This bugger very vain. Saw us and posed straightaway. Tsk.

The meerkat on the right is cute right?? LOL. The short arms over fat belly cracks me up.

When my brother walked away from the glass panel with the camera, this leopard swam to where i was squatting at, and stared at me. It was just the glass panel between us. Whoa moment. I stayed plastered to the glass of course... It's not everytime a leopard comes up to you as if to say hi, ya know.

Catnap

Rhino butt. Btw, he's smelling the fresh shit which his good fren on the left, just pooped out.

I gauged that if i stood next to it, my head will just graze his underbelly. Tickle tickle.

This ostrich almost jumped at my brother when he shot it.

Beautiful pictures by Azrul

Including this one. Trying the closed mouth smile. Face cramped sei.

Candid shot of the cousins, mum and me. Pijul was angry that i cut his face out. Whoops.

Pijul gets scared when Azrul leaves him with the jaguar.

He looks really short in here. Actually, he is la.

I looked minah-ish yesterday. Mum forced me to carry that keropok bag.

Randomness of this shot. Lunch of nasi goreng, hotdogs and Yeo's drinks.

Gentle creatures.

Big body, small face. Weird. We think she's pregnant.

Six years old but looks three.

Aisha's good friend, The Kambing.

We touched goats...

And sheeps.

But not the cows. They moo~ed when we came close.

Cute cute orang utans. Ah Meng wasn't there though.

Shots from the animal show. I wanna be a seal trainer. Cool kan?

This is my aunty, Mimi. Mimi is big and Mimi hates snakes. And the "bodoh punye orang" actually took out two hidden pythons from the audience. Whee~ We love teasing Mimi about snakes. She hates house lizards too.

She insisted on me taking a shot of her doing her catwalk. As you can see, my grandpa walks faster than her. Haha.

The elephants were soooo huge! The rest wanted to take the elephant rides, but ended up taking the horse carriage rides instead. I've ridden on both already overseas, so i went to watch the polar bear feeding session instead. The camera wasn't with me, so i didn't get any pics of them. Wasted.

I heard from Azril that the horses were pooping at one stage. I think this was it. Can still watch sei...

New site in the zoo, The Australian Outback. Not bad, cos we could touch the animals. Kangaroos... Emus.

Ahh... This one, kangaroo sesat.

The white tigers are really cool. Oh, they're not albinos, cos they have blue/green eyes, pink noses and pink paws.

And this one is called a pgymy hippo. See, they can't float, that's why they tiptoe. Cheating sei...

And this is what Azril would be should he be reincarnated. And what you guys will be too if you don't work and slack all day. :) Just to remind you.

Melampau these people. Got benches, bring mat to sit and sell epok-epok. Lol. Dida's enterprising idea.

One last pic before the battery died. Azril sat on the statues of the otters. Bugger. They were supposed to be in the picture. And don't i look like a guy? Pijul as usual, look bapok-ish. Cutelah awak.

Taa dah! That's about it for the zoo trip. Hopefully, we'll get more trips elsewhere which = to more pictures. Camera whores unite!

P.S: It took more than 2 hours to upload these pictures. So you'd better enjoy them... Or at least tagged to show that you've seen them. :)

Hold me, touch me, say it to me
Like you mean it.
Yanee

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